The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to control sloths

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the powre to spel

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!