- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The ability to count to potato

The ability to only fart in public

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to smell poo...

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

the power to read captchas

the ability to talk to humans

the power to shit bricks

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

Pointless Super Powers