the power to get sick

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to clean

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!