Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to post here

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to not finish your

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!