The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The power to see forever

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The power to see your neck without a mirror

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

the power to fail

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

the ability to walk through your clothes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!