The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to see through air

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!