The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to see into the present.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!