The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to achieve 98% opacity

thumb_up thumb_down +106

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

thumb_up thumb_down +104

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to stand still for five hours

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to read View Terms of Services

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to skip the Kripp.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to have a power.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!