the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to control sloths

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The power to die at will.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to be raped.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!