The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the powre to spel

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to die early.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!