The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!