YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!