the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!