The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become yourself

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to see through air

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!