The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!