The ability to only fart in public

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to be dead

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!