The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to be able to blow air

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to be yourself.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to shed hair

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!