The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Being a freemason

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Being alive (until you die).

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to create shit

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!