the power to instantly die

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power of words

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!