the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Being a freemason

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!