The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!