the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to see through windows

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!