The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!