the power of words

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to lock open doors

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!