- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to science.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to read View Terms of Services

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

the power to smell shit from miles away

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

the power to randomly die at any moment

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to see who is writing these powers

the power to jerk off

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers