The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!