Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power of words

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!