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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!