- Pointless Super Powers

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to exhale clouds.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to fart in technicolor.

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to lose this power.

the power to get in the van

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to jump faster.

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!