The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to be powerless

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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A good Kisser

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!