The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to go suicide

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Stop clapping

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!