The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be dead

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to clean

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The power to breathe

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!