- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to be half invisible

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to divide by zero

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

Pointless Super Powers