the power to count from A to purple

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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to die when you are happy

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to herd cats

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!