The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!