The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to like charlie

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!