The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to breath at will.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!