the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!