The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to fail

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!