The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the powre to spel

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!