The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!