The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to be dead

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to burn the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!