The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Third armpit.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to explode on the moon

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!