- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

the power to kill yourself

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to revive Hitler.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to explode on the moon

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

Pointless Super Powers