The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to create powers

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!