The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!