The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become yourself

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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to spelle caretly

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!