The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to think of food

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!