The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!