to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to like charlie

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The power to display emotions at will

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Acid tears.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!