The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!