Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Third armpit.

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The Power to Power

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!