The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!