The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the power to eat bread

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!