The ability to not talk.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to in power your self

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to see air

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!