The ability to read your own mind

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power of learning

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!